WORST FIRST DATES

(Jan. 2016) From Tumblr, here is a collection of tweets about “Worst First Dates”:
– My date was complaining about me on Facebook while at the table. I found out because she accidentally tagged me in the post.
– We were driving to dinner and he made me laugh so hard I said “I love you”, and then followed it up with, “like, as a brother.”
– My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, “You’re the third one this week.”
– She brought a plastic baggy to puke in because she gets nervous on first dates … and she used it.
– Sitting on the floor. Kissing. Talking about life and family. Turns out we are cousins.
– In the middle of the date she called her ex and decided to get back together with him.
– Another girl walked past the table and he stopped her and asked for her number.
* Really makes you hanker for Saturday night to get here, no?
* At least most of these people got a dinner out of the deal. Well, except for the woman who barfed it back up.
* Maybe she just wants her bulimia out in the open right from the get-go?
* How about the one where they tell you all about what a jerk the last guy was and you’re thinking,”Someday she’ll be talking about me like that.”
* Other horrible first dates: She tells you she used to be called Bruce but now she’s called Caitlyn.
* No wait. The PC police could jump me for saying that.
* How about the one where your date keeps talking about allergies while taking pills all night?
* Then there’s the horrible first date when they don’t have change for a fifty.
PHONE TOPIC: Worst First Date stories.