WHAT SMALL THING EXCITES YOU?

The people at Reddit asked, What really small thing excites you? Some of the answers:
– Clean sheets
– An ironed shirt
– New socks
– A new pen
– Getting a package in the mail
– Finding an onion ring in your French fries
– Waking up 4 hours earlier than you are suppose to do, and wondering if you have to get up now, then look at the clock and realize you have 4 more hours of sleep
– Somebody texting me first
– When someone says hi to me first
* Wow, if you get excited when someone says hi to you first, you’ve got to get out more.
* Finding an onion ring in your French fries is certainly better than SOME of the things people find in their fast food.
* You know you can buy yourself a whole bag of onion rings if you like them that much, right?
* And why DON’T you buy yourself the onion rings? Don’t you think you’re worth it? Sounds like you need therapy.
* What small thing really excites someone? Well, I guess we’re not talking about sex here.
* How about when you remember that time Charlie Sheen hit on you, but you turned him down?
* How about when you ram somebody’s car from behind, and push them into oncoming traffic, and they die, and you get off scot-free?
* How about when they open a new checkout line at the grocery store just as you show up?
* Not that that ever happens, but theoretically.
* How about when you find a parking space? You know, without circling around for an hour first.
* PHONE TOPIC: What small thing floats your boat?