"SEXY TIME" EUPHEMISMS

(July 2014) YourTango.com asked couples what their code word for sex is when the kids are around. Some of the responses;
– “Grown up time”
– “Cookies”
– “Dancing”
– “Bang out a contract”
– “Cars and garages” – the car needs to go in the garage tonight.
– “Staff meeting”
– “Tennis”
– “Mattress tag”
– “Mommy needs to get a shot from the doctor”
– “Making balloon animals”
* Making balloon animals? Wow, have I been doing it wrong.
* Isn’t that just going to make the kids more interested: “I want to see the balloon animals!”
* I’d augment “dancing” to “dancing lying down.”
* Meanwhile the kids just say, “Oh, I thought you were going to have sex.”
* Couples with kids having sex? Sorry, I don’t deal with hypotheticals.
* PHONE TOPIC: What your secret code?