HAVING A BAD DAY

According to a new survey of 2,000 Americans, commissioned by Avocado Green Mattress, the average American knows if they’re in for a “bad day” by 8:36 a.m. They also found:
– The average person endures four bad days per month.
– The top five morning mishaps that get your day off to a bad start are: Waking up feeling sick; Having slept poorly; Waking up with a headache; Losing your keys; Forgetting your phone; Running out of toilet paper.
* How about “Getting a call from someone taking a survey”?
* Nothing about discovering you overpaid for a mattress on that list, is there?
* Sorry, but there are billions of people on earth who WISH they could have days this good.
* Want to make sure you won’t know by 8:36 if you’re in for a bad day? Set your alarm for 8:40.