KID INSULTS

Huffington Post has collected some tweets from parents whose kids have unintentionally insulted them. Some of the responses:
– “My 6 year old said my snoring sounded like a pig was beat boxing.”
– “3 year old: Your stomach is squishy like Play-Doh, it’s fun!”
– “One of the kids I work with just said I look like a ‘budget disney princess.’”
– “I had my hair in a ponytail and my son walked in the room and said, “Ewww Mommy take your hair down, it makes your face look like the moon.”
– “If you’re having a bad day just know one of my kids told me I look like ET…..when he’s sick….not just regular ET.”
– “You look nice in that dress, like a Saturday raisin.”
– “5 year old: Mom, why does that lady have a big belly? Me: She’s having a baby. Kid: Oh. Is that what’s happening to you?”
– “Said in awe: ‘Mom, you look like Scar from Lion King this morning.’”
– “I was shaking it like Beyoncé when the kids came in, fell over laughing and told me I look like Cinderella trying to pee while wearing her glass slippers.”
– “Me: *stops suddenly* Kid: *runs into my butt*. Kid: ‘Whew. I’m lucky that’s really squishy.'”
* Good to see we’ll never run out of internet trolls.
* “Mommy, is my face mask supposed to be this tight?”
* Is this payback from calling them rug rats?
* I guess there aren’t any Daddy stories ’cause these are Daddy-doesn’t-take-criticism-well families.
* Some parents can’t wait for those teenage years when the kids stop talking to them.
* PHONE TOPIC: Has your kid insulted you lately?