BAD DECISIONS

(March, 2016) AskReddit asked “What poor decision will you likely make today?” Here are some of the responses:
– Stop for fast food on my way home from work instead of stopping at the grocery store to get things to make dinner.
– I’m currently parked illegally. Gonna find out in about 30 minutes how that turned out.
– Going to sleep way too late knowing I have to wake up early in the morning to go to class.
– Cake + coffee = super breakfast.
– It’ll probably involve Tinder.
– I bought new golf clubs that should arrive today. I am going to sneak off of work early and get home to get them off my porch before the wife can find them!
– I’ll buy weed two days before rent.
– I have Crohn’s and will most likely eat something that makes it worse.
* “I’ll goof off at work answering Reddit surveys.”
* What is this? A contest to see who can be the worst human?
* My bad decision: I watched that new TV show (name crappy TV show) / I went to see (name crappy movie).
* You can tell when people are just getting started in life. Wait ’til they make some really bad decisions later.
* I mean fast food, instead of stopping at the store? That doesn’t count. It’s not really a bad decision unless you’ve wasted your whole life.
* Besides, the weed you buy two days before rent will make the fast food taste fantastic anyway.
* How about the decision not to buy stock in this new little company called Apple?
* PHONE TOPIC: What poor decision are you going to make today?