MY PARTNER DOESN'T KNOW THAT I KNOW THEIR SECRET

(July, 2015) AskReddit posed the question, “What ‘secret’ does your Significant Other think they are keeping from you?” Some of the answers:
– My husband SO insists that he hates my cat. Makes jokes about killing it etc. I’ve caught them spooning / him carrying the cat around like a baby on his back plenty of times.
– Despite being an all organic, crunchy granola, whole foods, hippie mom – my pregnant wife has been sneaking McDonald’s fries and McFlurries lately.
– He loves to bake but for some reason hasn’t told me in the 3 years we’ve been together. He pretends that the treats I come home to were from store or made by his mom when she visited.
– He checks my phone in the middle of the night when he thinks I’m sleeping. But I know, I just wish he wouldn’t do it. He’s free to check it in front of me.
– That I don’t know about the junk food stash she keeps in the storage bins under the bed.
– She thinks that I don’t know that our son isn’t mine.
* The crazy thing: this is all the same couple.
* Wow, that last one took a really serious turn, didn’t it?
* I mean from not wanting to know you like to bake, to knowing your kid was fathered by someone else?
* At least nobody said anything like “She doesn’t know about the three dead guys.”
* “He’s free to check my phone in front of me. I have another one hidden in the basement that I use for fooling around.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What secret does your partner think they are keeping from you?