WHAT MAKES MEN HAPPY?

(March 2025) Reddit asked, “What makes men happy?” Here are some of the responses. Ladies, pay attention:
– “Being useful.”
– “Catching a fish.”
– “When one of those old cables I keep in The Drawer finally comes in useful.”
– “When I have a day off, leave me alone. I don’t need ‘activities’.”
– “Do not disturb us when we’re sitting somewhere doing nothing.”
– “A perfectly round rock. A wooden stick that looks like sword. A cat that comes to sleep on you.” (* Note: a LOT of men said ‘a stick.’ Ladies, we’re idiots.)
– “Someone coming to visit me just to hang out.”
– “When things work as they are supposed to.”
– “An apology. Just a simple ‘I’m sorry. I can see why what I did upset you.'”
– “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
– “Just lots of naps.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Men, what one thing makes you happy? (No sex stuff!)