30 IS TOO OLD FOR THIS

(October, 2024) Reddit asked, “What are you too old for at the age of thirty?” Some of the responses:
– “Wearing team jerseys.”
– “Turning your hat backwards.”
– “Asking friends to help you move. Go hire movers.”
– “Throwing a temper tantrum in public.”
– “Anything past 10 pm.”
– “Clubbing”
– “My Little Pony. It’s embarrassing that that has to even be said.”
– “The statute of limitations for things you can blame on your parents runs out at thirty.”
– “Trampolines – but you only find out the hard way.”
– “At 30 you’re too old for Leo DiCaprio.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What are you too old for at 30?