WEIRD SNACKS

(March, 2022) Reddit asked: “What’s a weird little snack you like making for yourself?” Some of the responses:
– “A glass of whole milk and an ungodly amount of frozen blueberries in a tall glass. The milk freezes to the blueberries. Also, eat it with a spoon.”
– “Vanilla ice cream, maple syrup and cinnamon. I call it French Toast Ice cream.”
– “When there are only a few tortilla chips and crumbs at the bottom of the bag, I crush them all really well and pour them into a small bowl. Then I add a couple spoonfuls of salsa, stir, and begin shoveling.”
– “Croutons. Just croutons. Maybe I’ll dip them in some ranch if I’m feeling fancy.”
– “Take a tortilla, put pizza sauce on it, add Italian seasoning, apply 6 pepperoni. Roll a cheese stick in all of that. Throw it in the microwave for 25-30 seconds. I call it The Italian War Crime.”
– “I dip nacho cheese Doritos in cottage cheese.”
– “Peanut butter and Mrs. Butterworth syrup.”
– “Vanilla wafers with slices of cheese on it.”
– “PB&J except it’s peanut butter spread between 2 toasted strawberry poptarts.”
– “I have put a whoopie pie with milk in a blender and then drank the results.”
* Sorry to anybody listening right now who’s eating breakfast.
* Only Americans would be unsatisfied with the selection of snacks we already have.
* You can see where some of these are borne out of just being too lazy to go to the store.
* They really ought to get back to teaching people how to cook on The Food Network.
* PHONE TOPIC: What weird snack do you make?