RUDE HOUSEGUESTS

Reddit asked, “What’s the weirdest thing a guest has ever done at your house?” Some of the responses:
– “We had a couple over for dinner. They stayed and stayed. Around midnight, they asked where they should sleep – they said since we’d given them alcohol, they wouldn’t be able to drive. It was a small one-bedroom apartment. I gave them a couple of blankets and pillows and said they could sleep on the couch or floor. We did not invite them again.”
– “My mother-in-law left a note one morning: ‘I was emptying your dishwasher, and I didn’t really know where anything was supposed to go, so I went ahead and rearranged all your cabinets in a way that made sense to me.'”
– “A guy I knew from high school stayed at my house a few years back, he needed a place to crash for the night. I showed him how to use my Firestick so he could watch TV, and then I went to bed. I woke up in the morning to a bunch of emails from Amazon. ‘Thanks for Signing up for HBO Go.’ ‘Thanks for signing up for the Showtime app.’ and more premium movie channel apps.”
– “I walked in on her, soaking her feet in my largest Tupperware which I used for larger leftovers.”
– “They said they had to vacate because of a hurricane and asked to stay with us for a few days. A week went by, and they were still there. Turns out the hurricane didn’t hit near their town, and the husband took a two-week vacation from work. They were going to stay with us for two weeks without asking.”
– “A friend of a friend came over, she would always pretend to be a cat. She would slowly push stuff off the countertops and tables. The first time, it was a little funny because we were high, but she kept doing it and doing it. She actually pushed glassware off my table, shattering it, so I finally had to ban her from my apartment.”
– “I had some work people over for a dinner party at my house. I went upstairs to check on my dog and heard some noises from the primary bedroom. I walked in and saw a co-worker using my toothbrush to get dip out from in between his teeth.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What’s the weirdest or rudest thing a houseguest has done to you?