CREEPY THINGS KIDS SAY

(October, 2015) From the Huffington Post, here are some creepy things said by kids to their parents:
– “I was snuggling in bed with my 3-year-old when he sat up, pointed to the door and said, ‘Who is that guy?’ My heart stopped. My husband was gone for the night. I looked towards the door and no one was there. But my son kept pointing. I jumped out of bed and turned on all the lights. It still freaks me out when I think of it.”
– “My son told me he was a grampa once.”
– “My 2-year-old daughter looked right past me one night to the dark backyard and said, ‘Hi, how are you. Hungry?’ Needless to say, every light in and around the house was on for the next week.”
– “My 4-year-old granddaughter sings, ‘Old MacDonald had a Farm.’ But she ends it with ‘And I eat them all.'”
– “My 6-year old said, ‘Mom, I like your boots. When you die, can I have them?'”
– “The other morning I awoke to find my head in my 2-year-old’s lap. He was stroking my face and hair and smiled down at me. I said, “Good morning, baby boy.’ And he smiled and said, ‘Just a kiss goodbye, Mommy.'”
– “One time, my little girl was in her room talking to herself. I walked in and asked her who she was talking to, and she said, ‘the boy’. I said, ‘There’s no boy in your room, sweetheart.’ Then I walked out and she walked to the door, started closing it and said, ‘That was my mom.'”
– “When I said I was going to take a toy away because of bad behavior, my 3-year-old said, ‘I know where you sleep.'”
– “I was rocking my 2-year-old to bed and he said, ‘I want to see what you look like on the inside’ and then whispered, ‘I’m gonna cut you in half.’ Why did he have to whisper the second part???”
– When my daughter was 3 years old and in the midst of a tantrum, she narrowed her eyes at me and said, ‘I’m gonna call your mom and say goodbye for you.'”
* This should lead to a big rise in the number of vasectomies.
* I’m sorry but I thought it was funny when the kid said, “I know where you sleep.”
* So are we blaming this on video games? What’s the correct spin here?
* I’d say it was a combination of childish imaginations and entities visiting from the after world.
* Be grateful. At least none of them said, “I see dead people.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What has your kid done to creep you out?