TEN THINGS GUYS OVER 40 SHOULDN’T WEAR

(March, 2016) From Ann Brenoff, Senior Writer/Columnist for The Huffington Post, here are Ten Things Men Over 40 Shouldn’t Wear:
1. Baseball caps worn backward, or forward.
2. Hats that aren’t Tilley Hats. A Tilley Hat is an Indiana Jones-style hat, only cheaper-made.
3. Tee-shirts that shrunk in the wash.
4. Anything that points an arrow to said expanding belly, such as a large belt buckle, a T-shirt that doesn’t hang over your pants, or a Speedo.
5. No Speedos.
6. Man buns are okay, but no man-pigtails.
7. Corduroy jackets with suede patches on the elbows.
8. Dirty clothes of any kind.
9. Whatever the male equivalent is to Mom Jeans needs to go. Men need to invest in a good pair and toss out all the rest.
10. A hoodie with profanity on it.
* Number 11 – A Combover.
* Once again, kinda ran out of steam long about Number 6.
* Skip Number 4. An expanding belly calls attention to itself no matter what you wear.
* I wonder how much money Ann got from the Tilley Hat people?
* Do you get the feeling she woke up yesterday, looked at her husband and said, “Honey, don’t move – let me grab a pen.”
* I know some things Women Over 40 shouldn’t wear, but I don’t want to sound mean.
* Life Begins At 40. With All New Rules.
* PHONE TOPIC: Ladies, what item do you wish your guy would get rid of?