I DATED AN IMBECILE

(October, 2024) Reddit asked, “How did you find out you were dating an imbecile?” Some of the responses:
– “I once briefly dated a guy who thought sweetened coffee had zero calories because ‘the sugar has dissolved, so it’s not there.'”
– “I went to the opera with a guy. After it ended, he said, loud enough for others to hear, ‘I like how they did that with so little dialogue!’ He was not trying to be funny.”
– “They asked me, ‘Which one’s the female, the lion or the tiger?'”
– “My girl told me that she had learned something new: the president of the United States is not the president of everything. In fact, other places, like England, Australia, and China, have their own president.”
– “I once dated someone who pronounced the ‘T’ in buffet.”
– “I had a roommate, his girlfriend made and brought potato salad to a picnic. It was oddly crunchy. She said, ‘I wanted to bring something I didn’t have to cook.’ She had chopped up potatoes and mixed them raw with mayo.”
– “Guy I was dating said the doctor asked him, ‘How did you get food poisoning twice from the same dish?’ He said, ‘Hey doc, whatever doesn’t kill ya only makes you stronger.’ The doctor replied, ‘No, it actually makes you incredibly sick.'”
– “I was driving across west Texas with a woman in the evening she asked why there were so many crosses in the desert, I was laughing when I told her they were cactus.”
* PHONE TOPIC: When did you know the person your were dating was a, uh, idiot?