WHAT DOES EVERYBODY LOOK STUPID DOING?

(April, 2023) Reddit asked: What’s something that everyone looks stupid doing? Some of the responses:
– “When you go to speak and choke on your own spit and sit there for 30 minutes coughing to try and collect yourself.”
– “Trying to pick a credit card up from a perfectly smooth floor.”
– “Walking through a spider web.”
– “Running after a ping pong ball that’s rolling on the floor.”
– “That tip toe walk we perform for the mopper, when we cross the wet floor they just cleaned, to let them know we care.”
– “Walking back after you’ve thrown a ball while bowling.”
– “Running with a backpack.”
– “Using a shopping cart with a stuck wheel.”
– “That pathetic fast run when a stopped car lets you pass.”
– “Trying to figure out where a line starts.”
– “Applying mascara.”
– “Vaping.”
– “Shopping for a new bed and awkwardly laying on different beds while the salesperson talks to you.”
– “Running in waist-high water.”
– “There are way too many yoga poses that make me feel like I gotta hold in farts.”
– “Being attacked by a goose. No way to look cool at that moment.”
– “Trying to befriend strange cats. Humanity at it’s least dignified.”
– “Sitting there as people are singing happy birthday to you.”
* Some people would never be uncool. Keanu Reeves would never chase a ping pong ball. Samuel L. Jackson would never fight with a goose.
* Geese look pretty stupid when I come back after them with my car.
* I probably look stupid every time my credit card is declined.
* Here’s one: on “Jeopardy” when they’re introducing the contestants at the beginning of the show, and they have to just stand there and smile like an idiot while the announcer says, “A rattlesnake milker from Bumfuzzle, Indiana, Hubert Shufflebutt!”
* PHONE TOPIC: What action makes everybody look goofy?