WORST BREAKUP STORIES

A Twitter user asked, “What’s the worst way you ever got dumped?” Some of the responses:
– “Years ago, the guy I’d been spending 4-5 nights a week for 4.5 months, going on dinner & movie dates he paid for, and sleeping with… he told me we were never DATING, we were just HANGING OUT that whole time.”
– “I got dumped through Facebook because I had my belly button pierced.”
– “I totaled my car on my way home from a really bad day at work. My girlfriend met me at the accident site. Then I got a call from my work firing me and my girlfriend broke up with me right there on the side of the 101.”
– “While at a movie, my girlfriend excused herself and never came back. No call, no note, no nothing.”
– “She invited me to her place and showed me a bunch of baby stuff and said ‘I’m pregnant’, then laughed and said ‘Oh its not yours, though.’”
– “Girlfriend said her mom was ill, she needed to fly home to see her … we were in Los Angeles, her Mom in Connecticut. Her Mom’s illness was a ruse, she never returned to LA.”
– “I gifted him a session with a psychic and the psychic told him that his ex was his soul mate so he moved back in with her.”
– “When I was 19, I got diagnosed with a heart defect and had a traumatic visit to the ER over a weekend where I had to be defibrillated to save my life. When I was discharged a week later, my girlfriend dumped me because she ‘didn’t miss me that much’ after not seeing me for a week.”
– “I put a handwritten poem in the mail to her that expressed that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. Later that day I got a call where she broke up with me. 2 days later she received the poem.”
– “My ex-wife broke up with me on Thanksgiving, after the dinner, and in my childhood bedroom by telling me she was having an affair with one of her students.”
– “She broke up with me at the zoo. I still had to drive her, her best friend, and the best friend’s boyfriend home.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What is your Worst Breakup story?