WHICH INANIMATE OBJECT IS YOUR NEMESIS?

(Nov 2014) Reddit has asked its readers to respond to the question: Which inanimate object is your nemesis? Some of the answers:
– Saran Wrap
– Door handles that grab your belt loops
– Tangled coat hangers
– Fitted sheets
– Grandma’s picture of Jesus that stares at you as you walk by
* Ahh, it’s going to be another long day on the Internet.
* Nice to see Reddit focusing on the big issues.
* If only Jesus had worn really dark sunglasses like Jack Nicholson.
* Okay, I’ll play along. How about trying to tear off and open those small plastic produce bags at the grocery store?
* I think the commercials that run before every YouTube video qualify as inanimate objects.
* Now, I’m getting into it. What about extinction asteroids? Don’t they suck?
* Uh oh, I think I overreached.
* PHONE TOPIC: What inanimate object really gets your goat?