WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU WERE “NOT YOUNG” ANYMORE?

(September, 2022) AskReddit recently asked, “When did you realize that you are officially ‘not young’ anymore?” Some of the responses:
– “When I went thru the house yelling to the kids, ‘When you leave a room, turn the light OFF!!'”
– “When I went through the grocery store checkout and realized I didn’t recognize any of the young celebrities on the magazine covers.”
– “I got ‘ma’am’ed by a random twenty-something. Broke my heart.”
– “Walked into nightclub in my mid-30s and got the ‘what’s my dad doing here?’ looks.”
– “When a song I loved as a teenager appeared as an oldie on the radio.”
– “When I dislocated my jaw lying in bed yawning.”
– “We went to a trampoline park for a friend’s birthday. I pulled a muscle in the first ten minutes.”
– “When I saw a smoking hot redhead on the subway, and instead of thinking ‘Wow, she’s smoking hot.’ I thought, ‘I hope she uses lots of sunscreen because she’s vulnerable to skin cancer.'”
– “When I was shopping in Target and came across a buy one, get one 50% off deal for Oxy Clean. I was so excited that I texted my wife, and then promptly realized ‘Oh man, I’m so middle aged.’”
– “This year when multiple SONS of American football players I watched growing up got drafted into the NFL.”
– “When my best friend and I were planning for a concert next month and for the first time in our lives we were like ‘Do we… want to buy seats instead of standing in the pit?'”
* Don’t worry. You know you’re still young if you’re actually planning on seeing a concert next month.
* How am I supposed to relate to this story at my young age?
* I guess I’ll file it away for when it matters down the road a ways.
* You know you’re old when you find lists like this funny.