WHAT YOUR DOG SAYS ABOUT YOU

(Oct 2014) According to a study conducted by Frontline Spot On, a UK flea and tick prevention service for pets, here is What Your Dog Says About You:
– Most dedicated (in terms of time spent with your dog) – Chihuahua. Owners spend an average of 16 hours a day with their dog.
– Most dedicated (in terms of money spent on your dog) – Dalmatian.
– Most Dalmatian owners own a sports car.
– People who are the most educated own a Golden retriever.
– The happiest dog owners are those that own a Yorkshire terrier.
– Great Dane owners tended to be the lowest-paid.
– Most rich people who have dogs own a pug.
– The most happily married people own a pug.
– If you’re single and a dog owner, you most likely own a Labrador.
– Rockers are more likely to own a French bulldog.
– French bulldog owners believe their dog knows what they’re thinking.
– Most people who are in a relationship but looking to get out of it own a bulldog.
* What my dog says about me: “He blames me for his farts.”
* “A flea and tick prevention service for pets,” as opposed to, say, for your mother.
* Most rich people who own dogs have a pug? I’m calling BS on that.
* There are a lot of rich people, they have a lot of dogs, but I seriously doubt most of the dogs are pugs.
* Wait, and now the most happily married people also own a pug? I’m seeing a pattern here.
* In a related story: The owner of the website would like to sell you a pug.
* Most people who are in a relationship but want to get out have a bulldog? It’s official: This is one dog turd of a survey.