WHAT IS A COMMON THING YOU CAN’T DO?

(July, 2020) Reddit asked, “What is a supposedly common thing you just cannot do?” Some of the answers:
– I can’t snap my fingers.
– I’m a great swimmer, but I cannot dive.
– Can’t fold things, especially clothing.
– Sweep. I don’t know why, I just cannot get the hang of the normal across-the-body sweeping motion.
– I can’t wrap packages, it only ends in tears.
– I can’t tie my shoes normally. I use two loops, like bunny ears.
– What I really can’t do is put my head underwater. I end up inhaling water through my nose every time.
– I can still only sneer on the right side.
– I can’t hold a phone to my right ear.
– I can’t load a stapler.
– I can’t tell left from right.
* OMG … how’d you like to be a truly disabled person listening to these whiners?
* Does that person who “can’t sweep” actually believe anyone’s buying it? “Coincidentally, I also can’t vacuum, clean a toilet, or put the garbage out.”
* So the takeaway here is, “If at first you don’t succeed, give up, you lazy pathetic loser.”
* Here’s a weird thing – my husband can’t change the toilet paper roll.
* PHONE TOPIC: What common thing can you not do?