WEIRD STUFF YOUR PARTNER DOES

(March, 2024) Reddit asked, “What weird stuff does your Significant Other do?” Some of the responses:
– “My girlfriend pushes her head against mine until our eyes are almost touching and says, “Call me your little cyclops.”
– “He washes his hands before every single shower.”
– “My girlfriend can do this deep manly voice, with a southern drawl, and she’ll say, ‘mmmmm, you’re lookin’ good enough to eat, boy!’” The girlfriend added, “He says it’s creepy as hell hearing that voice come out my mouth, and terrifying if I sneak up behind him and say it.”
– “Repeats the last two words when I ask her to repeat something. Her: ‘Do you know where I can find the car keys?’ Me: ‘I can’t hear you, what?’ Her: ‘Car keys!'”
– “She regularly asks me to lay on top of her as a weighted blanket.”
– “Very occasionally falls asleep with her eyes open. It’s freaky.”
– “When she wants something she chirps and rawrs and makes assorted small animal noises. I’ve become proficient at interpreting these noises and bringing her exactly what she wants.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What weird thing does your partner do?