WEDDING HORRORS

(February 2024) Reddit asked, “What’s the worst thing you’ve seen at a wedding?” Some of the responses:
– “The priest couldn’t pronounce the names of the bride and groom correctly.”
– “The priest forgot to actually marry them. He did this whole long ceremony but accidentally skipped the vows section. He had to get the couple back together after they got back from their honeymoon to perform that section by itself so that the union could be recognized by the church.”
– “Bride and groom went to take some outdoor photos after the ceremony. A kid, probably 6 or 7, ran up to a puddle the bride was carefully walking past and jumped in it. Her dress had mud splatter all the way up to her shoulder.”
– “The bride’s grandfather died while she was walking down the aisle. ”
– “I used to be a wedding registrar. I conducted one wedding where the bride’s father had passed away the year before. The ceremony was held outside in a walled garden, upon entering the garden guests were met by a skeleton which was dressed up in the father of the bride’s clothes and asked to shake his hand.”
– “The maid of honor (the bride’s sister) didn’t show up because she had been arrested for prostitution two nights before.”
– “My boyfriend’s oldest brother’s wedding. One of his mates got plastered, lost control of his bowels and pooped himself. In a kilt.”
– “Reception easily had 300+ guests. Each table had a centerpiece with a live betta fish in it. At the end, the mother of the bride was begging the kitchen staff for storage containers because they had like 100 fish and no plan for what to do with them. I went home with approximately 20 fish.”
– “Bride and groom cut their cake with a Japanese Katana, while the groom’s father explained how it had been used to kill people in WW2.”
– “They charged $2 for a piece of the wedding cake.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen at a wedding?