THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER SAY TO YOUR KIDS

(August, 2017) From Deslide.com, here are some phrases that, according to experts, You Should Never, Ever Say to Your Kids:
– I do everything for you.
– You did great on your test. Why can’t you do that all the time?
– B is fine, but an A is better.
– You make me so mad.
– Don’t eat that, you’ll get fat.
– You’re fat.
– Eat your peas. They’re good for you.
– I’m so fat, I need to go on a diet.
– I did drugs when I was a kid.
– Stop crying right now!
– It’s not that big a deal.
– Calm down.
– You’re fine.
– You’re so lazy.
– Why do I have to tell you everything 100 times?
– Stop being such a baby.
– I’m disappointed in you.
– You better do what I say or else.
– Don’t make me turn this car around.
– You live under my roof, you follow my rules.
– That’s the way I was raised and I turned out fine.
– You’re just like your mother/father.
– I told you so.
– I wish you would be more like (another kid).
– You are my perfect little angel.
– You’re way better than that kid.
– Let me help you with that.
– I was never good at math.
– I don’t know who ate your candy.
– Mommy’s not crying… everything’s fine.
* I think we scored 80% of these at the dinner table last night.
* If these are the rules, I’d never talk to my kid again.
* Well, I guess we could talk about the weather.
* Except for stuff like: “I was out shoveling snow when I was six years old.”
* Never say “Eat your peas.” Also, never say, “Eat every carrot and pea on your plate.”
* They forgot, “You can live at home, but only until you find a job.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Momisms. What phrase or threat does you mom or dad like to use that ruined you for life?