THINGS YOU ONLY PRETEND TO LIKE

(July, 2014) From the Huffington Post, here is a list of Things You Only Pretend To Like:
– Traveling
– Going to a club
– Meeting someone’s family
– Going for a run
– Abstract art
– Family reunions
– Reading Shakespeare
– Christmas
– Cooking for other people
– Watching something serious on TV instead of crappy shows
– Yoga
– Other people’s kids
– Doing shots
– Eating oysters
– Working in a group
– Cuddling
* Forgot camping.
* Yeah, I’m sure reading Shakespeare is a big problem for everyone.
* How about voting?
* I like it because it’s democracy, etc…but what a hassle.
* Once every couple of years is more than enough.
* So what they’re saying is we’re complete phonies, right?
* I’ll tell you one thing: I’m not going to pretend I like that.
* PHONE TOPIC: What do you only pretend to like?