SURVEY: MANY PEOPLE FEEL OLDER THEN THEY ARE

(January, 2021) A survey of 2,000 Americans ages 25 to 45 finds that most Americans – 64% – said they feel physically older than their biological age. Also, four in 10 said they have inexplicable aches and pains. The survey was commissioned by Kori Pure Antarctic Krill Oil.
* If you sit around all day answering stupid surveys, you’re going to have inexplicable aches and pains.
* Not to nitpick, but how can you feel like you’re older than your biological age when you’ve never been older than your biological age so you have no way of knowing what that feels like?
* What’s the message here? Feel your age with Kori Pure Antarctic Krill Oil?
* And how many krill do you have to grind up to make a bottle of oil? Those things are only a half-inch long.
* Sorry, but I swear by Dr. Pinochle’s Magic Anteater Elixir.