PEOPLE WHO RUIN WEDDINGS

These are the types of people who ruin weddings, according to Brides magazine:
– The Texter
– The Problem Bridesmaid
– The Meddling Mother-In-Law
– The Guest With A Guest
– The Open-Bar Abuser
– The One Looking for a Hookup
– The Late Arriver
* And then there’s “All of the above.”
* “The One Looking for a Hookup” is especially bad when it’s the bride.
* How about The Jilted Boyfriend With The Shotgun?
* Also, any guest who’s been divorced more than twice can bring the mood down.
* How about the incredibly awkward speech by the Best Man? “I’ve known Brad here since we were both college kids banging anything we could get our hands on …”
* They always try to be funny and clever and when it goes bad, it REALLY goes bad.
* “We used to have an expression called ‘Quality Skank’ and Brad, for old time’s sake I’d like to call your new bride that just this once.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Did you have any of these at your wedding? Are you one of these people? Did you hook up with someone at a wedding?