PARENTS SCARING KIDS

People were asked how their parents scared them as kids:
– “My mom told me there was a little man who lived in the fridge that would turn on the light on for you. I believed her and I was terrified of that little man.”
– “If I swallowed my gum i would fart bubbles. I did it by accident once and had a full-scale meltdown at Walmart.”
– “My mom said if I peed in the shower, pee would come out of the shower nozzle.”
– “My parents told me about Santa and how he’ll eat me for Christmas if I wasn’t a good kid.”
– “My mom said that if I didn’t sleep by 10 PM, God would abduct me and carry me to the moon.”
– “If you pee in the pool, the water would turn red.”
– “If you don’t finish your dinner, Buzz Lightyear will die.”
– “My dad told me that guacamole was chopped up lizards. Now i can only eat guacamole I have prepared myself.”
– “My parents used to say that if i didn’t eat my sandwich crusts I would grow hair on my chest like my pop.”
– “For no discernable reason, my dad told me that dragonflies have needles on the butts, and that they sew people’s mouths shut.”
– “My mom potty trained me by saying that kids in diapers weren’t allowed in Disney World. We lived in Orlando and I was a hardcore Disney Channel kid so I really wanted to go. She bought me Minnie Mouse panties and I was potty trained in a week. When we got to Disney I apparently saw a kid in diapers and told the mom that the Disney police were going to get her.”
* This is what’s taken the place of spanking – mental cruelty.
* Hey, it’s every parents right to teach their kids what they want, no matter how much damage it does to them.
* It’s not like these kids haven’t frightened the parents too along the way.
* Thanks for the one about dragonflies sewing people’s mouths shut with butt needles. I’M GONNA SLEEP GREAT TONIGHT!
* By the way – Santa does not eat bad children. Satan does.
* The kids are just learning a valuable lesson: You’re going to be lied to in this world, so you might as well get used to it.
* You mean guacamole ISN’T made of chopped up lizards?
* Even a smart kid could fall for some of these, but killing Buzz Lightyear by not finishing dinner? Only a true moron would fall for that.
* PHONE TOPIC: What did your parents say that scared you as a child?