PARENTING CONFESSIONS

From http://parentingconfessional.tumblr.com/, here are some confessions that parents make:
– I make my kids lie about their ages so we can get a discount at the movies.
– I fart in public, but blame the babies.
– I hate hanging out with other mommies.
– I tell my kids they can eat their boogers and earwax as long as no one is watching.
– I tell my kids the candy in the checkout lane is dog food.
– I tell my kids they are allergic to chocolate, but they’re not.
– For years I had my kids believing the Disney store was Disney World.
– I hid a friend’s portapotty so she couldn’t let her ever-constipated daughter sit on it at the playground in full view of everyone.
– When I forget to put money under the pillow for a lost tooth, I tell my kids that the tooth fairy doesn’t visit that same day if the tooth was lost after 3pm.
– I cry when I leave my dogs for a weekend. I do the happy dance when I leave my kids for the weekend.
* Great. Where was that tooth fairy idea when I needed it?
* Boogers and earwax. Let me just apologize to those of you still eating breakfast.
* I knew a woman who took her kids to a pet store and told them it was the zoo. True.
* Look, they’re your kids. It’s your right to head trip them anyway you want.
* Besides they have to learn about deception, duplicity, and deceit somewhere.
* Those are the 3 Ds – you’ll be seeing more on your kids’ report card.
* I was okay with these ’til it got to hiding a kid’s portapotty. That’s when it got weird for me.
* PHONE TOPIC: Parent Confessions.