OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY SURVEY

December, 2013 – According to a UK survey of 1,000 people by extra-marital dating site IllicitEncounters.com, at the annual office Christmas party:
– 60 per cent of partygoers had kissed someone at the party
– 31 per cent admitting to sleeping with a co-worker afterwards
– 50 per cent admitted they got carried away and made a fool out of themselves in front of their work friends and boss
– 24 per cent they told their boss what they thought of them
– 13 per cent admitting to taking off one item of clothing too many
– 39 per cent told someone a secret they wish they hadn’t
* You should see how crazy the office parties are at IllicitEncounters.com!
* If you do all of these, it’s time to start working on your resume.
* If your co-workers aren’t attractive enough to prompt these kinds of hijinks, consider installing dimmer bulbs.
* Sure, I made a fool of myself in front of co-workers and the boss but I do that at work too.
* My motto about office parties: It’s not the stuff you remember. It’s the stuff you’re too hammered to remember.
* And that’s why social media is such a giant problem.
* We’ve gone from making a copy of our butt cheeks on the copy machine, to having a Facebook picture of us making a copy of our butt cheeks on the copy machine.
* Office parties have led to one thing: a real boost in the concept of the Holiday Office Brunch.
* PHONE TOPIC: My worst office Christmas party mistake.