MY SUPERPOWER

(December, 2023) Do you have a Superpower? The Fark website asked its reader what their superpower was. Some of the responses:
– “I get up and head for the kitchen before the oven timer goes off, usually just in time to see the last few seconds count down. Occasionally right on the beep.”
– “My superpower is no matter where I am standing I am in the way. I could be in an empty room in a bare corner and someone will walk in and need to be in that corner.”
– “I can peel an orange without breaking the skin into separate pieces.”
– “Every traffic light I pull up to will turn red.”
– “Missing every known note when I sing.”
– “Hitting the floor beside the trashcan with what I’m throwing away, every time.”
– “My skin corrodes certain metals. Such as the loop on a Velcro watch strap. The entire side of the loop that touched my skin was nearly black with corrosion after around three months.”
– “I inevitably interrupt my wife when she’s within two pages of the end of a book.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What is your superpower?