MY “I’M DATING AN IDIOT” MOMENT

(July, 2024) Reddit asked, “What was your “I’m dating a idiot” moment? Some of the responses:
– “We had a heated debate about whether or not dinosaurs were alive during the American Revolution. Her stance was ‘there’s really no way to know’”
– “They put shrimp in my food to see if I am really allergic to seafood or just being ‘dramatic.’ Anaphylaxis occurred, epi-pen deployed, ambulance trip. The hospital suggested I press charges.”
– “He dropped me off the first day at a job. He was late picking me up and when I called to see what was up, he said it was because the car was stolen. I called a friend to come to get me. We saw his car on the way back to the apartment. He had driven across the street to get a soda and walked home, forgetting he had driven to the convenience store.”
– “She got a tattoo from her friend with the word Angle on it, thinking it said ‘angel.'”
– “She didn’t believe that a rice plant produced more than one grain.”
– “He swore up and down that there was a restaurant in the Statue of Liberty’s head.”
– “She tried cooking spaghetti in the microwave. I was awakened by the smoke alarm and in the microwave was dry spaghetti noodles in a bowl with a cup of spaghetti sauce. The noodles were burning.”
– “She was filling out a form and had to pull out her drivers license to verify how to spell her first name.”
– “I’m actually the idiot – she once caught me googling how to boil a hotdog.”
* PHONE TOPIC: My “I’m dating an idiot” moment.