MEN CAN’T DO THE SEXYTALK

April, 2014 – Researchers at Albright College in Pennsylvania asked women to “speak as if they were trying to impress someone with whom they were romantically interested.” The ladies did it easily, almost all by speaking in low, hoarser tones. Then, they asked men to sex up their voices. Women found men doing a “sexy voice” were less appealing. However … when men made themselves sound more confident, it made them more attractive to women. That sound of confidence, researchers suggest, is related to “earning potential”, and women like that.
* Barry White excepted.
* So … women are all just golddiggers? Thanks for the tip, Albright College!
* Women hate men’s sexy talk because it leads to, you know, sex.
* “Hello, there! I’m not creepy, I’m confident! Confident you’re going to let me get you naked!”
* Try saying things that excite them like, “I hear there’s a sale.”
* I get the feeling the researchers at Albright College must be very lonely.
* Why would women want to hear a man talk in a sexist voice? Oh wait, you said sexy? Never mind.
* Ladies don’t have to speak in a low, hoarser tone. Just run your tongue over your lips. That’s more than enough.
* You know what a woman sounds like with a hoarse voice? “Neigh.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Have male listeners call up and say your station slogan in a sexy voice.