KITCHEN GADGETS EVERYONE HAS, BUT NOBODY USES

(Dec 2014) From the London Mirror newspaper, here is a list of Kitchen Gadgets Everyone Has But Nobody Uses:
1. Nutmeg grater
2. Hardboiled egg slicer
3. Meat tenderizing hammer
4. Novelty spatula
5. Spoon rest
6. Fancy lemon squeezer
7. Banana slicer
8. The thing that measures spaghetti
9. The rubber tube that does something to garlic
10. Egg white separator
11. Corn on the cob peeler
12. Crock pot
13. Breadmaking machine
* Everyone has these? That’s painting the world with a pretty wide brush, isn’t it?
* I say that’s a crock and I don’t mean a crock pot.
* There’s actually a corn on the cob peeler? FINALLY!!!
* A banana slicer, ’cause it’s hard to find a knife sharp enough to cut a banana.
* How about those 300 kinds of tabletop cooking devices that are advertised on TV all day Sunday?
* This is a list of things that nobody uses, and ironically I have no use for it.
* Martha Stewart doesn’t even have this stuff.
* Wait, not only does Martha have all these gadgets, but she uses them all perfectly.
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you use any of these? What gadget could you not live without?