HOW LAZY ARE YOU?

(March, 2014) Someone asked on the internet for stories of personal laziness. Here are some examples:
– “I once watched two hours of Antiques Roadshow because the cat jumped up in front of my tv sensor as I was flicking through channels and fell asleep.”
– “I always heat things in the microwave for 1:11 or 2:22 because I’m too lazy to move my fingers to the 0 before I hit start.”
– “Shot 10 Nerf darts at my light switch from bed. Missed all of them so I slept with the lights on.”
– “I called the restaurant to send the waiter back to my table.”
– “I downloaded a movie instead of going upstairs to find the DVD.”
– “Washed the bed sheets, didn’t put the sheets on ’til 2 months later.
* There’s more, but, whatever.
* Sounds like America needs to drink more Red Bull.
* Lazy? I found this story two weeks ago, but I’ve been waiting for somebody else to put paper in the printer.
* Lazy? Spring is coming – how about all the street department guys who stand around instead of actually fixing the pothole?
* These are a start but it’s not easy getting in the Slacker Hall of Fame.
* You should see the place – all the inductees pose on their own sofas.
* This list should really take off now that pot is becoming legal.
* How about you puree all your food in a blender because it’s too much work to chew?
* I like reading these. They make me feel like a real go-getter.
* PHONE TOPIC: What is your lazy story?