WHAT WOULD YOU GRAB IN A FIRE?

(July 2015) A new survey by phone maker Motorola reveals that 54% of cell phone owners would – in a fire – grab their smartphone rather than their cat. Also from the survey:
– 60% said they sleep with their smartphones.
– 40% of people tell their phones secrets they’d never share with a best friend.
* Great. Something ELSE for Grumpy Cat to be grumpy about.
* Now we need an app that lets you apologize to your burning cat.
* Those people telling their phone secrets must not have heard that the NSA can listen even when there’s no one on the other end.
* We’re addicted to phones. I get it.
* Some even feel like they’re cheating on their smartphones when they use a land line.
* See, all you cats out there? This is what centuries of acting aloof gets you.
* People will only part with their phones in rare cases, like if the NFL was investigating them.
* Phones are like Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriends. He’s crazy about them but he ends up dumping them when he sees a new model.
* PHONE TOPIC: What is the first item you would grab in a fire? Second? Third?