MY WEIRD NEIGHBOR

(September, 2024) Reddit asked, “What strange thing is your neighbor doing?” Some of the replies:
– “The neighbor across the street feeds the stray cats outside. After he empties the food on their plate, he runs his fingers inside the can and licks the remaining cat food off his fingers.”
– “My neighbor has a nightly ritual of serenading his garden gnomes with a ukulele.”
– “They howl with the coyotes that are howling outside every night.”
– “He hunts with a flashlight for golf balls in my yard that he hits into my yard because he refuses to change his launch angle when he practices his swing. He gets bonus points for being both drunk and in his underwear.”
– ” I noticed the neighbor across the street walk to a tree in the middle of his yard, reach into a hollow, pull out a toothbrush, and proceed to brush his teeth while watering his lawn. I drove away, so I didn’t see if he returned the toothbrush to the tree hollow or not, and I have not since seen him repeat the behavior, but man, I can’t stop thinking about it.”
– “My neighbor mows his lawn at the crack of dawn every Sunday. Not so weird, right? He does it dressed as Darth Vader, complete with the breathing sounds.”
– “My neighbor keeps the inside ground floor of their house lit up like an airport 24/7. Bright lights beam out their windows no matter what time of night. I’m curious about why but don’t know how to phrase the question.”
– “My neighbor has a pet rooster that he walks on a leash. He takes it for a stroll around the block every evening.”
– “Most days, between 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., he fires up his circular saw, makes one single cut, and then turns it off. I don’t know which house it is in, but I am so curious about what he is doing.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What weird thing does your neighbor do?