HOUSEMATES FROM HELL
(May, 2023) From BuzzFeed, people describe their “Housemate From Hell”:
– “I had to teach her to clean a bathroom at 21 years old and then she said she wouldn’t clean it because the chemicals may hurt her skin. To solve this I bought her some rubber gloves and she decided she didn’t want to wear them because they made her hands smell funny.”
– “My housemate takes a two+ hour bath every night so the bathroom is out of bounds around the time I’d like to get ready to go to bed.”
– “I got on with my housemate so well, but the naked sleepwalking situation got too much.”
– “She just completely ignored my existence, we might pass by each other in the hall and she wouldn’t even say hi.”
– ” He was so lazy that instead of washing the cutting board he used to make sandwiches, he just flipped it over and it got stuck to the table.”
– “My roommate used to tip the toaster to the side and make cheese on toast. The grease from the cheese would break the toaster and then he refused to replace the three toasters he broke.”
– “She would wake up in the middle of the night and make real popcorn.”
– “I lived with someone who would empty the kitchen trash, but then just leave the full, tied-up trash bag on the kitchen floor and leave for work. I went away for a couple of weeks once and when I got back there were several full, stinking bin bags just piled up around the bin on the kitchen floor.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Your Housemate From Hell story.

