GROSS THINGS YOUR PARTNER DOES

(April, 2024) Reddit asked: “What’s the grossest thing your partner does but you accept?” Some of the least-objectional responses:
– “To take his medication in pill form: He chews up a big piece of food, spits it out in a ball, shoves his pill in it, throws the ball of food back in his mouth and swallows it whole.”
– “He leaves used Q-tips everywhere.”
– “About 3 months after we broke up I was cleaning under my bed and found used pieces of gum stuck to the bottom of my bed frame.”
– “She mixes M&Ms and Skittles in a bowl and eats them together.”
– “She sucks her tea bags dry.”
– “He eats mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon.”
– “Watches pimple popping videos”
– “When she’s finished eating a cupcake or a muffin she chews on the wrapper to get the last bit of flavor before spitting it into the garbage.”
– “Likes to wear his socks half on half off while lounging at home. Says it’s the perfect combination of warmth and airflow for his feet. Makes me want to crawl out of my skin.”
– “He makes an elephant sound every time he blows his nose. He claims it works to get everything out but it doesn’t make sense to me logistically.”
– “She buys owl pellets online to dissect them for the small mammal bones. She then uses them in crafting.”
– “When she gets ready in the morning and puts on socks and shoes, she goes sock-shoe sock-shoe instead of sock-sock shoe-shoe.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What gross thing does your partner do that you tolerate? Keep it relatively radio-friendly!