BAD DATING STORIES

(February 2024) Here are some Bad Dating Stories collected from the internet:
– “He asks me to go to this botanical garden to look at Christmas lights at night. When he showed up to pick me up, he had two babies in the car. He tells me he lied to me and that he is a father. But I felt obligated to proceed with the date since he had just driven an hour out to see me with these kids.”
– “Went on a blind date with a lady who wouldn’t stop picking at her scabs. Just made a pile out of them on the restaurant table. I excused myself to use the washroom and when I came back, my soup was there but the pile of scabs wasn’t. No, I didn’t eat the soup.”
– “At the restaurant, I showed him a picture of my dog on my phone; he took out his phone and showed me a picture of his penis.”
– “She showed up at the coffee shop and the very first thing she did was remove her shoes and put them on the table. Later, she mentioned how she was obsessed with victims of serial killers and had them tattooed on her body.”
– “He brought his resume so I could give him tips on how to improve it and start his job search.”
– “Girl spent the night fending off credit card people on the phone for money she owed. Then she had hot wings and did not wash her hands. Just sucked them clean. Then she kept touching my face for no reason. Like, reaching out to grab my nose or some shit. With her sticky hands. Then she went to the bathroom, and I thought her hands would finally get washed. Nope, still sticky.”
– “He pulled out a Bible during dinner at a restaurant…to read me the parts where women’s place is in the kitchen/having kids.”
– “Had a great first date. We kissed and it moved to the couch. PG-13 make out, nothing too extreme, and then in the middle of it he started screaming and writhing. Turns out…he tore his ACL.”
– “We get chicken fingers. I notice she’s ripping them up in her hands and putting the breading in her huge purse. So naturally I call her out on it. She smiled and said ‘Oh, I’m just feeding Sammy’ and pulled out a fat chinchilla from her purse. She plopped the thing in the middle of the table.”
– “About halfway through our meal, he got underneath the table and started taking food from both his and my plate with his bare hands. He stayed there for at least 10 minutes before I decided it was time to ask for the check.”
– “He proposed, with a ring and everything, within 45 minutes of our first in person meeting. When I declined he threatened to become a monk and never love again.”
– “I went to the bathroom on what felt like a good date. I stupidly left my purse behind and when I came back he had fished through my purse and was reading texts from other guys.”
– “I went on a date where the girl brought both her parents, who sat behind us in the movie theatre.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What is your Incredibly Bad Date story?