WHAT DO MEN WANT IN A WOMAN?

(January, 2017) This is from an article on YourTango.com titled, “5 Weird Things Men Really Want In a Woman, According to Science” (* although don’t bother looking for the science in this article).
#1. Wearing very specific kinds of makeup. Some men claim that they prefer women without makeup because they look natural. But according to a survey conducted by the online dating site Zoosk, out of 1,200 women who wore eye makeup in their profile photo, 139 were more likely to receive messages from men. Men were also more likely to want to meet a woman if she’s wearing lipstick in her profile photo. Also, women who tend to wear “darker” types of makeup were less likely to get asked out.
#2. The right waist-to-hip ratio. Studies that waist-to-hip ratio is a strong indicator of a woman’s estrogen levels, risk of obesity, and susceptibility to major disease such as diabetes, ovarian cancer, and heart disease.
#3. Wearing the color red. In a study by psychologists from the University of Rochester, men were shown photos of different women in framed borders of either red or white and were asked how pretty they found the women. Then, they were shown the same photo with the women wearing either red or blue and asked how much money they would spend on a date with that woman. The women framed in red or wearing red were more likely to be found sexy and attractive, and the men more likely wanted to spend money on a date.
#4. A nice attitude. In a study in Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin, a woman’s responsiveness to a man’s needs and wants increased their attractiveness to men.
#5. A higher-pitched voice. Studies have shown that women tend to find deeper-voiced men attractive. It’s the opposite for men. This preference has to do with the size of a person who owned the voice. When men hear a woman with a high-pitched voice, they associate it with a petite body frame.
* This concludes this episode of “Sexism Today”. Now back to our program.
* Men want women with a nice attitude? Wow, who could have seen that one coming?
* And what part of that is “Weird” exactly?
* I can’t see a man saying, “Before I ask you out, I need to know your waist-to-hip ratio.”
* Gimme a break. I’ll tell you what men want in a woman. Their wieners.
* Well, now that we have these cleared up, I guess the battle of the sexes is over.
* I can’t wait for the end of these sex surveys when the robot lovers get here.