WANT TO GET LAID? LOL.

(February, 2016) After surveying 5,500 singles as part of its annual Singles in America Survey, online dating site Match.com discovered that singles using “LOL” or “Haha” to message their significant others were 39 percent more likely to have sex. Other important findings from the survey (full survey here: http://singlesinamerica.com/#playbook):
– It’s crucial for singles to either wine or dine on the first date, because your chances of scoring a second date will likely decrease by 107 percent should they do something other than dinner and drinks.
– If you go for sushi, your chances of getting a second date increase by 170%. And expensive restaurant only boosts your chances by 50%.
– 41% of women want their man to know about the economy.
– 50% of singles think a “good date” ends with a kiss. 7% of women want to make out at the end of a first date. 6% of men expect to have sex on the first date.
– 16% of women are open to making a sex tape.
– 48% of men have had sex in a public place.
– 25% of singles have turned a one night stand into a relationship.
– 46% of singles have had a ‘friends with benefits’ relationship.
– 25% of singles have hooked up with an ex.
– 50% of women aren’t OK with a friend dating an ex.
– Men will wait an average of 11 days to hear back from someone before calling it quits. Women only wait 7 days.
* If you don’t like sushi, you need to start trying harder.
* So, take her out for dinner and drinks, and talk about the economy? I’m not getting bowled over here.
* A good date ends with a kiss? How about if you throw in, say, thirty bucks?
* I like how this is going along talking about dinner and the first kiss and then – WHAM – you get 16% of women are open to making sex tapes.
* If that was there to revive our interest in the study, let me tell you – it worked.
* 48% of men have had sex in a public place? Was there another person involved?
* 48% of men have had sex in a public place which is one reason I can’t go back to the public library.
* The other reason is this overdue book I’ve had since 1997.
* It makes you wonder what the NEXT startling statistic would be: “18% of sexual encounters involve a trampoline and a clown from the circus.”