TOP TEN ANNOYING MALE DOMESTIC HABITS

From writer Ryan Murphy on AskMen.com, here are the Top 10 Annoying Domestic Habits of Men:

10. Leaving a wake of empty containers (empty shampoo bottles, a swallow of milk in the carton, toilet paper roll with one square remaining )
9. Splashing the mirror when brushing teeth
8. Leaving hair in the sink after shaving
7. Using 10 drinking glasses a day instead of one
6. Peeing on the toilet seat
5. Leaving dirty laundry on the floor
4. Not doing housework
3. Burping and farting indiscriminately
2. Developing a martyr complex when sick
1. Rapid channel surfing
* This website won’t be happy till we’re all living alone.
* Wait. How about “revenge sex with your best friend”?
* Rapid channel surfing? Sorry, but that one’s never going to change.
* Most guys can watch 2 games and a movie at the same time.
* I once changed channels while the kickoff was in the air, and I was back for the return.
* At least they left out the scratching of the balls in the morning.
* It’s not men’s fault that we’ve been neutered by civilization and everything we’re good at is now illegal.
* PHONE TOPIC: Is channel surfing really the most annoying male habit? What are the most annoying domestic habits of women?