THE MOMENT YOU KNOW YOU'RE DUMPING HIM

(April, 2016) From Women’s Health magazine, here are some stories from women who can name The Exact Moment I Knew I Was Dumping Him:
– “We were supposed to spend a long weekend together in my home state for a friends get-together – the first time he would meet some of my best friends. Not only did he cancel last minute, but he also refused to feed my cat while I was gone.” Jill, 33
* Yeah, if you come home to find your pet dead of starvation, that’s a hard one to overlook.
– “We went on a ‘save the relationship’ trip to Mexico and ended up one night in a tiny, romantic restaurant with no other customers. A great song came on and he wouldn’t dance with me. Because ‘I don’t dance. Period.’ The cute, young waiter came over at that moment, took one look at my face, and asked me to dance immediately. So I danced with him, and my boyfriend didn’t speak to me for the rest of the evening.” Laurie, 46
* The waiter invited her to dance? I have trouble even getting more rolls.
* Sounds like the waiter doesn’t care if the guy gives him a tip.
* They didn’t save the relationship, but Laurie had a hot hook-up with the waiter when he got off work.
– At my father’s wake, he only showed up for an uncomfortable 10 minutes. He sat quietly beside me, until his fidgeting started. With a sheepish grin on his face, he turned to me and said, ‘Do you mind if I leave now? Steve and the guys are waiting for me outside.’ ‘Where are you going?’ I asked. “We’re going dancing.” Mary Luz, 46
* If only she had served better food at the wake.
* Wait – he’s going dancing with a bunch of other guys? I think there’s something he’s not telling her.
– “He threw a legit, red-in-the-face, foot-stomping fit when I didn’t feel like having sex one night.” Diana, 29
* How romantic!
– “We went for our first mountain bike ride together. He said he loved to ride. I passed him on a big hill, and 30 seconds later, he was standing behind me in the trail, swearing about his ‘piece of crap’ bike. He picked it up and chucked it into the bushes. I knew then it was not a good match. No man of mine should be upset about a strong, fast girl – nor should he ever mistreat a bike.” Jennifer, 39
* Piece of crap bike? More like piece of crap leg muscles.
* Okay, well, enjoy those lonely nights eating ice cream and watching TV.
* And don’t forget to be bitter to the next guy you meet to get even.
* Sometimes the moment you know you’re dumping him is right after you meet his new girlfriend.
* Thanks for this story. It reminds me of how much I don’t miss the singles scene.
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