TEN WAYS WOMEN JUDGE MEN

From writer Ron Geraci on MensHealth.com, here are Ten Ways Women Judge men:
1. Did You Dress Well for the Date? Women want to see if you put some energy into your dress and grooming. If you don’t take the trouble to dress well for her now, she could see it as disrespectful.
2. Are You Depressed? Women don’t want to deal with a loser.
3. Are You Like Her Ex? Like it or not, you’re being compared to the last guy she dated.
4. Are You Bitter About Past Relationships? Don’t be.
5. Can You Listen to Her? Women will likely carry 80 percent of the conversation load. Just make sure your 20 percent is about something other than yourself. Namely, her.
6. Are You Generous? Women somehow see a correlation between leaving a 10 percent tip and having a propensity to drown kittens.
7. Do You Make Her Feel Understood and Appreciated?
8. Are You Open to a Relationship but Not Needy?
9. Do You Keep Promises? If you’re not reliable, you’re not viable.
10. Do You Have the Potential to be a Good Father? Women are looking for marriage material. They want to be able to picture you with a baby on your knee.
* First, can we all agree that #6 is sick?
* In fact, here’s a tip: If you use drowning kittens as an image, women will judge you to be a psycho.
* Women will also judge if they think you’re promiscuous. If you’ve written her name on the palm of your hand with a marker, don’t let her see it.