SCIENCE: YOU CAN TELL HOW MANY ORGASMS A WOMAN HAS HAD BY THE WAY SHE WALKS

(February, 2015) According to a recent study, a woman’s walk reveals how many orgasms she has had. An energetic and free walk means a woman has been sexually fulfilled plenty of times; a stiff walk means she shows sexual restraint. The study, which was conducted in Belgium and published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, involved a group of women who completed a questionnaire about their sexual behavior. The participants were then viewed from a distance while walking in public. The researchers who analyzed the walks had no previous knowledge of the women’s sexual and orgasmic history. They found that women who had fluid, energetic walks had more orgasms. The study also found that women who had reached sexual climax more often also had more confidence, and high self-esteem very easily translates to a sassy strut.
* You can’t argue with the science.
* What if she’s walking stiffly because she has a yeast infection?
* If she has a wobbly walk, she’s a slut.
* This study comes from the Brussels Institute of 13-Year-Old Boys.
* Is the same true for men? Is that why I walk with a limp?
* I’m surprised Madonna doesn’t need a wheelchair.
* The women who have more orgasms are also more religious. Or at least they yell out, “Oh God!” a lot.