I’M DATING AN IDIOT

(February, 20204) Reddit asked, “What was your ‘I’m dating an idiot’ moment?” Some of the responses:
– “She was standing in the middle of Disney World holding a paper map of the park. She started complaining that they forgot to put the ‘You Are Here’ star on the map to show you where you are currently at in the park.”
– “My ex didn’t think it rained over the ocean because there was enough water there already. She was shocked it rained when we were on a cruise.”
– “Believed the Statue of Liberty was made of green plastic. I tried to explain it was copper, which turns green when it oxidizes but she thought I was lying to her.”
– “She thought I was making up the concept of time zones.”
– “He put a load of laundry in with mixed color and whites… poured in bleach to whiten the whites… was shocked that the bleach bleached everything in the load.”
– “He thought you absorb a gallon of water when you shower so he didn’t need to drink water.”
– “She thought mud was worm poop, because when it rained worms showed up and then there was mud.”
– “Asked me how do I bake the layered cake without the batter mixing.”
– “I was there when my boyfriend asked his mother how his uncle, that he was close to and known all his life, was related to him.”
– “Not kidding – she thought noodles grew as plants like rice or tomatoes.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What is your “I’m dating an idiot” moment?