FIVE THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN

From MensHealth.com., writer Sarah Miller has come up with Five Things Never To Say To A Woman:

1. Never tell her, “Relax,” when she’s freaking out.
2. Never tell her, ‘I love you,” during a fight.
3. Never tell her, ‘Whatever you want to do is fine with me.”
4. Never tell her, “You knew I was this way when you married me.”
5. Never say nothing. Women always, always, always want to hear a response.
* Never say nothing? What kind of English is that?
* Also never say, “I dare you to shoot.”
* Or “I’m just sleeping with you to get to know your sister.”
* Never ask if they’re pregnant. It could just be fat.
* And the #1 thing you never say: “You’re starting to sound like your mother.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Guys, are these true?