FIND A NEW BOYFRIEND WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND

Do you want a new boyfriend who looks just like your old boyfriend? Match.com has a new service that features “cutting-edge facial recognition technology” that hooks users up with potential dates based on a physical type – such as chiseled cheekbones or big eyes. Computers match the image of the user’s ex with photos of other singles in the Match.com database. The cost: $5,000 for the six-month service. Said one 30-year-old doctor from the Upper East Side, who submitted photos of five exes: “I definitely need to find [my date] attractive, so this makes it more of a sure thing.”
* Of course with online dating, “more of a sure thing” still means “not a sure thing at all.”
* Save your money. Just have your date wear an 8 x 10 of your ex over their face.
* One question: Aren’t you trying to forget the ex?
* “Gee, I just met this person but it’s like I’m already burned out on our relationship.”
* I just like seeing women acting as shallow as men for a change.
* “Can you find me a guy who looks like my old boyfriend, but with three more inches?”
* $5,000 is a lot of money to find another Mr. Wrong who looks just like the last guy.
* Wait, for 5 grand you can get an escort service and KNOW you’ll score.
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you have a type? Do you find that all the men or women in your life look the same?