THE SCARIEST THINGS IN HER BEDROOM

(December, 2014) YourTango.com asked male readers What was the scariest Thing You Ever Found In Your Girlfriend’s Bedroom? Some of the answers:
– “Clip-in hair extensions”
– “Handcuffs, chains”
– “Her ex’s clothing all over the place.”
– “Preparation H on the dresser.”
– “Every single thing in there was pink.”
– “Hundreds of stuffed animals.”
– “A nasty hairbrush with tons of hair matted in it.”
– “Piles and piles of beauty products, books related to them, free samples, expensive ones. Really, so much makeup it scared the hell out of me. Plus, it made me think … what does she actually look like?”
– “A bucket full of pens she stole from her office.” – Jake
– “A stalkeresque picture montage dedicated to Ben Vereen”
– “A pregnancy test.”
* Nope, you’re all wrong. The scariest thing in her bedroom was you.
* If you only knew what she had downstairs behind the furnace.
* Ben Vereen? So the guy’s dating a 60-year-old?
* PHONE TOPIC: What are some of the strange things you’ve found in your boyfriend/girlfriend’s bedroom?