STUPID REASONS COUPLES FIGHT

(January, 2021) Couples on Twitter shared the reasons they’ve gotten mad at each other.
– “My wife just got mad at me for fast forwarding through a commercial because she wanted to use that time to look at her phone.”
– “My wife’s mad because I didn’t get the ‘right kind’ of frozen yogurt.”
– “My wife just got angry with me for breathing on her eye.”
– “My wife watched all six seasons of Schitt’s Creek before she learned that Dan Levy is Eugene Levy’s son in real life and now she’s mad at me for keeping secrets from her.”
– “I have to apologize to my wife for being able to sleep on a plane because she can’t.”
– My wife just yelled at me for yawning too loudly.”
* Are you sensing a theme here?
– “If you think you might enjoy getting yelled at from another room for chewing too loud, maybe give marriage a try.”
– “My husband is mad because I didn’t warn him the cake I PUT IN THE TRASHCAN doesn’t taste good.”
– “Wife just yelled at me for not appreciating the new comforter enough.”
– “I just made my husband apologize to me six times for not ordering me a lemonade, if you’re wondering how easy I am to live with.”
– “My girlfriend just got genuinely mad at me because I woke her up from a dream in which she was Joey form ‘Friends.'”
– “That moment when you turn a corner and scare the hell out of each other and then you both get mad like it was on purpose.”
– “My wife got mad at me when I asked what time a store opened, saying ‘Just because we’re women doesn’t mean we know when all the stores open,’ and then she told me what time the store opened.”
– “I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch, but her tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it.”
– “I’m in big trouble because I bought shredded parmesan but she wanted grated parmesan.”
– “My wife is mad at me for doing something she asked me to do because she had to ask me to do it.”
– “My wife has a headache so I have to get a headache so she doesn’t get mad at me for not having a headache.”
* If you blissful young lovers in your 20s wonder why couples in their 30s and beyond don’t look exhilaratingly happy to be together, now you know.
* Instead of saying “I do” at the altar, the minister ought to hand you both this list and say, “Here, read this first.”
* Clearly the show “Married with Children” didn’t even scratch the surface.
* I think this proves one important thing: Men have more time to tweet.
* PHONE TOPIC: What ridiculous thing caused the latest argument in your house?